in this house we stan dionysus!
#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)
This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM
Dionysus: You got troubled spirits? Cause I got a dildo.
Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.
Rebloging because, no shit, I just recieved a scholarship for $1500…
Ayyyyyy I’m here for it
Please, so I can have money for the doctor and kinesiology
I hope you get more than that.
that $1,500 would help my situation immensely right now.
When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday
Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
yes.
From the mouth of a One Percenter -
Abigail Disney
!!!!!!!!!!!
“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”
https://www.democracynow.org/2018/12/13/you_are_stealing_our_future_greta
Transcript:
My name is Greta Thunberg. I am 15 years old, and I’m from Sweden. I speak on behalf of Climate Justice Now!
Many people say that Sweden is just a small country, and it doesn’t matter what we do. But I’ve learned that you are never too small to make a difference. And if a few children can get headlines all over the world just by not going to school, then imagine what we could all do together if we really wanted to.
But to do that, we have to speak clearly, no matter how uncomfortable that may be. You only speak of green eternal economic growth because you are too scared of being unpopular. You only talk about moving forward with the same bad ideas that got us into this mess, even when the only sensible thing to do is pull the emergency brake. You are not mature enough to tell it like it is. Even that burden you leave to us children.
But I don’t care about being popular. I care about climate justice and the living planet. Our civilization is being sacrificed for the opportunity of a very small number of people to continue making enormous amounts of money. Our biosphere is being sacrificed so that rich people in countries like mine can live in luxury. It is the sufferings of the many which pay for the luxuries of the few.
The year 2078, I will celebrate my 75th birthday. If I have children, maybe they will spend that day with me. Maybe they will ask me about you. Maybe they will ask why you didn’t do anything while there still was time to act. You say you love your children above all else, and yet you are stealing their future in front of their very eyes.
Until you start focusing on what needs to be done, rather than what is politically possible, there is no hope. We cannot solve a crisis without treating it as a crisis. We need to keep the fossil fuels in the ground, and we need to focus on equity. And if solutions within the system are so impossible to find, then maybe we should change the system itself.
We have not come here to beg world leaders to care. You have ignored us in the past, and you will ignore us again. We have run out of excuses, and we are running out of time. We have come here to let you know that change is coming, whether you like it or not. The real power belongs to the people. Thank you.
I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??
reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion
I already have minuscule wealth and extreme confusion
I know I’m the op but honestly what a mood